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HIGH GEAR

June 1976

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1. My name is...

FIFTEEN LEADING COME-ONS

2. Haven't I seen you somewhere?

3. Do you come here often?

4. Where did you buy that shirt?

5. Do you work out?

6. Are you with someone here?

7. Do you dance?

8. It's really crowded tonight, isn't it?

9. Why don't you smile?

10. What are you drinking?

11. Got a match?

12. Could you tell me the time?

13. How old are you?

14. East or west?

15. Hi! What's up?

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CORRECT REPLIES

1. A. My name is Officer Jagoda. What you are doing is unlawful in the city

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B. I no goot tok eengleesh.

2. I've just been paroled.

3. Yes, and it's ruining my trousers.

4. It's my lover's pajama top.

5. No, my psychiatrist won't release my work permit.

6. Yes, he's cracking the safe while I stand watch.

7. Sorry, my flexible leg is in for repairs.

8. Yes, it's embarrassing when I vomit.

9. Bleeding gums.

10. Whatever I find laying around.

11. Not since I cremated my stepfather.

12. Repent, sinner, the time is at hand!

13. I date back to the 5th Century and stay young on Perkins's Pancakes. 14. I live in a cardboard refrigerator box on the breakwall.

15. All six of my kids. Is Lawson's still open?

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